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Mean Machine

“It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!”

6.320011h 39mComedyDrama
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Mean Machine is a 2001 comedy and drama film, running 1h 39m. Its current release status is “Released”. Age rating: 15 in the United Kingdom.

In the United Kingdom it is listed on Paramount Plus, Paramount+ Amazon Channel and Paramount Plus Premium.

15 age rating1h 39mComedyDrama

Rated 15 in the United Kingdom — intended for adults. Expect the themes and content that rating covers.

All key facts8
Type
Feature film
Released
2001-12-26
Runtime
1h 39m
Genres
Comedy, Drama
Director
Barry Skolnick
Original language
English
Status
Released
TMDB rating
6.3 / 10 · 674 votes

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Synopsis

Feature film

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

Cast

14 names
Vinnie JonesDanny Meehan
David KellyDoc
David HemmingsGovernor
Ralph BrownBurton
Vas BlackwoodMassive
Robbie GeeTrojan
Geoff BellRatchett
John ForgehamSykes
Sally PhillipsTracey
Danny DyerBilly the Limpet
Jason FlemyngBob Likely
Jason StathamMonk
Martin WimbushZ
David ReidBarman

Questions about Mean Machine

Quick answers
Where can I watch Mean Machine in the United Kingdom?

In the United Kingdom, Mean Machine is listed on Paramount Plus, Paramount+ Amazon Channel, Paramount Plus Premium, Paramount Plus Basic with Ads. Use the country selector above the facts to see another market — streaming rights differ by country.

Is Mean Machine suitable for children?

Mean Machine is rated 15 in the United Kingdom. That rating covers the themes and content levels set by the local classifier, so use it together with your own judgement for younger viewers.

Is Mean Machine on PelisPlus UK?

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What is Mean Machine about?

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison…

How long is Mean Machine?

Mean Machine runs for 1h 39m. The certification and runtime come from TMDB and can differ by region.

Can I watch the Mean Machine trailer?

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